The Best Show On Cable

So jacking around last night I stumbled across the G4 channel. I'm going to say that my favorite quote of the night:

"...give me that cell phone, I'm on my period, I'll shove it down my pant..."

So, after we've established that this channel is "edgy" lets move onto my latest discovery - Ninja Warrior. Holy crap, this show is awesome. 100 contestants challenge for the opportunity to become labeled a ninja by completing a series of physical tests. These guys are freaking awesome. Talk about upper body strength.

The closest I've ever come to being labeled a Ninja was when I bought some throwing stars from a kid in elementary school. Wait, I was labeled a looser-dork, not Ninja... my bad.